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My name is Marshall Teller.

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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different

3
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,

4
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but this is ridiculous.

5
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Nobody believes me,
but Eerie, Indiana,

6
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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.

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[CAWING]

8
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.

9
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Thank you,
little paperboy.

10
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Item, Bigfoot eats
out of my trash.

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Item, even man's best friend
is weird.

12
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Still don't believe me?
You will.

13
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

14
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[KIDS LAUGHING]

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MARSHALL: The World O' Stuff
was overrun by barbarians.

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Little barbarians.

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If you gave these guys
an island and no parents,

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they'd be Lord of the Flies.

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[SCREAMS]

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It was
every customer for himself.

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Luckily I was just
there to use the phone.

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My bike had disappeared
moments before and

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I was calling my Mom
for a ride home.

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Yeah Mom, hey!

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Yeah, guess what?

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Radford, what's
going on here?

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Have you heard
of the expression,

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andquot;You break it,
you buy it?andquot;

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Yeah.

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These guys are buying
everything in the store.

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[MOE BOB LAUGHING]

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MARSHALL: Hey, you?

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Who, me?

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Yes, you.

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What'd you think you're
doing down there? Leave
that girl alone.

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Yeah! Boo!

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[NATIVE INDIAN YELL]

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Thanks.

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Who do these Tasmanian Devils
think they are anyway?

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My brothers.

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SARA: Moe Bob,

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Lou Bob

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and Bob Bob.

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[GROWLS]

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What's your name?

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[MUMBLES]

47
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What?

48
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[AGGRESSIVELY]
Sara Bob. My name is Sara Bob.

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Okay, take it easy.

50
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Oh, my name is Marshall.
That's Simon.

51
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Hi.

52
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[YELLING]

53
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Who's in charge here?
Where's your mom?

54
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She's...

55
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She's traveling, yeah.

56
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She's traveling
around the world.

57
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Oh, really?

58
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I couldn't help but overhear
your bike's missing?

59
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Yeah.

60
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How many speeds?

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One.

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It's a cruiser.

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You really know
how to draw.

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No, I don't.
I'm terrible.

65
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That's it, all right.

66
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But my bike doesn't have
a flag like that.

67
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No, I mean...

68
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I like the flag too.
It's really great.

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Keep it.

70
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You know, I think
you're an artist.

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A real one.

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An artist?

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Me?

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You really think so?

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No question about it.

76
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Only you didn't sign it.

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Artists always
sign their stuff.

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Gimme.

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Hey, that's my
last pencil.

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Hey, Radford,

81
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you got a pencil?

82
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All I have left is this
Eerie number two pencil.

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Sold.

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You still think
I'm an artist?

85
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Only you can prove it.

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Sign your sketch.

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SARA: Sara Bob.

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Sara Bob changed
when she signed her drawing.

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By signing her name,
she acquired some new
power to be herself.

90
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And that wasn't the
only new power she acquired.

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[HONKING]

92
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Thanks.

93
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Gotta go. That's my Mom.

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Your Mom?

95
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Yeah. See ya.

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Mom...

97
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Hey, look.

98
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That's not your bike.

99
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What's that flag
doing on it?

100
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When we saw my bike
parked out front,

101
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my mind was flooded.

102
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Unanswered questions
were playing tiddlywinks
with my grey matter.

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It looked like my bike,
it felt like my bike...

104
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I thought you said
the bike was stolen.

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Ugh, yeah.

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MARSHALL: I don't know...

107
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Well, I want you
to get home.

108
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You have some chores
waiting for you, young man.

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Okay, Mom.

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Hi.

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Hi.

112
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Bye...

113
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Mom?

114
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Simon and I
booked back to my house

115
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with the bike and
Sara Bob's drawing.

116
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As usual, something
weird was going on.

117
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Maybe if we examined my bike,

118
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we'd get my answers.

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Uh-oh.

120
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Unfortunately, Mom and
Dad had other ideas.

121
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I know,
I know,
I know.

122
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Marshall, I thought
we had an agreement.

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We did, but I just
haven't had time--

124
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Look son, you've had
nothing but excuses

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for five Saturdays.

126
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Now the agreement was that

127
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you would paint the
garage door today

128
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before you went anywhere
or did anything else.

129
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We're on the verge
of being disappointed
with you, sweetheart.

130
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I'll do it in a minute,
only, look...

131
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Marshall, end of sentence.

132
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Now, go change your clothes
and get to work.

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Note to myself,

134
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never make a deal
with your parents
without a lawyer.

135
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[DOOR CLOSES]
[FOOTSTEPS]

136
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Hey, Mom?
Hmm?

137
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What'd you
think of my drawing?

138
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Uh, well...
I'm not quite sure.

139
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Is it upside down?

140
00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,411
Abstract?

141
00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,479
[SIGHS]

142
00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,813
Autobiographical?

143
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Thanks a lot for the
encouragement, Mom.

144
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[EDGAR CHUCKLES]

145
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Careful honey.
She's liable to
cut off her ear.

146
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I'm teasing, Syndi.

147
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You just draw
what you feel.

148
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[SYNDI SIGHS]

149
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You feeling okay?

150
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Marshall, what'd you
think of my drawing?

151
00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,106
Good, except it's
upside down.

152
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

153
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Which one of you
is Marshall Teller?

154
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He is.

155
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He's Marshall Teller.
That's him.

156
00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,055
Are you Marshall Teller?

157
00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,525
Two L's, as in la-llamas?

158
00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,093
Who wants to know?

159
00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,728
According to our records,

160
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,499
you bought a
serial number JH772347

161
00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,534
at Kneival Bike shop,
in New Jersey

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00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,735
at 2:12 pm,

163
00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,137
on October the 10th, 1986.

164
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You peddle on average
12.6 miles a day and

165
00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,609
have a mole on your
upper left arm.

166
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Is that correct?

167
00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,444
Yes.

168
00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,580
How'd you know all that?

169
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We have our methods.

170
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If you'll follow me
to the squad car,

171
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I have something for you.

172
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Looks like my
bike, all right.

173
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Where'd you find it?

174
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andquot;To serve and control.

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That's our motto.

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That's what we do.

177
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Hey, aren't you at least
going to rough him up?

178
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Maybe later, Ma'am.

179
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,783
Geez.

180
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,718
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

181
00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,487
Wow spelled backwards is wow.

182
00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:08,922
Yeah.

183
00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,191
Two bikes.

184
00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,626
What's going on?

185
00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,095
We gotta talk
to Sara Bob.

186
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,134
BOY 1: Let me have it!

187
00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,237
BOY 2: It's mine!

188
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BOY 1: Ow.
BOY 2: Give it back!

189
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[GLASS BREAKS]

190
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BOY 1: No, I want it.

191
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[COMMOTION ENSUES]

192
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SARA: You might as well
forget knocking.

193
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No one will hear you?

194
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,630
Hi.

195
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,865
Hi.

196
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,001
What're you doing up there?

197
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,169
Waiting for my
family to miss me.

198
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You may have a long wait.

199
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Tell me about it.

200
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,175
But, I don't mind.

201
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,978
I don't mind anything
as long as I'm sketching.

202
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,614
Speaking of sketching,

203
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,848
you see that bike?

204
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,916
Uh-huh.

205
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,286
Don't you see
something odd here?

206
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,556
They're similar?

207
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,258
Real similar.

208
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,862
Coincidence is one thing.

209
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,298
But this thing with
the bike was bordering
on the mega-strange.

210
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,635
I had to find out
what it meant.

211
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,906
Don't you think it
looks like your drawing?

212
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,808
I don't know.

213
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,176
I just drew what
you told me to.

214
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,745
Hmm.

215
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,314
Do you have other drawings
we could see?

216
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,651
Sure. I have lots.

217
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,785
They're in my room.

218
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,624
BOY 1: Hey, pipsqueak. Gimme.

219
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,159
BOY 2: I had that first.

220
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,994
BOY 1: Ah, watch your step.

221
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,763
BOY 3: I'm hungry.

222
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,064
Got any money?

223
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,199
I hated the lunch you made.

224
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,834
Where's my shoes?

225
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,335
Did you sew
my shirt yet?

226
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,772
This ain't
The Partridge Family.

227
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,106
What's for supper?

228
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,340
What's for dessert?

229
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,176
You met my brothers already.

230
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,179
Marshall Teller,

231
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,981
meet my Dad, Bob.

232
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,183
[BELCHES]

233
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,720
BOTH: Hello, Mr. Bob.

234
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,388
[BELCHES]

235
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,758
He's shy meeting new people.

236
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,795
Come on,
let's go.

237
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:34,134
Why do you'll have the
same middle name, Bob?

238
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,937
I mean, did your parents
run out of idea?

239
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,707
Couldn't they have at least
given you a girl version of Bob,

240
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,009
like Bobarella?

241
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,411
Yeah, I would like
a name of my own.

242
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,280
MARSHALL: Sound's good to me.

243
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,453
SIMON: Look at
all those drawings.

244
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,123
You sleep in the
laundry room?

245
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,958
I've got a lot of
sketches here.

246
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,065
Who's that?
Your Mom?

247
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,934
SARA: No.

248
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,902
My Mom left
when I was little.

249
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,437
I don't even know
what she looks like.

250
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,474
That drawing
reminds me of somebody.

251
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,409
Oh, it's...
It's nothing.

252
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,746
It's nobody you know.

253
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,948
So, what would you like
that you don't have?

254
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,215
A motorcycle.

255
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,086
MARSHALL: I don't need
anything really.

256
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,257
Maybe someone to paint my
garage door before my
parents ground me for life.

257
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,392
Who's that?

258
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,927
That's my family.

259
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,096
MARSHALL: Wait a minute.

260
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,032
This picture is
of those jerks?

261
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,868
I don't draw things
the way they are.

262
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,738
I draw things the way
I wish they were.

263
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,239
You must do a
lot of wishing.

264
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,978
I never really thought
about my drawings much.

265
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,813
My brothers always
teased me about it.

266
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,115
My dad says it's
a waste of time.

267
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,417
Your bicycle sketch is the
first one I ever signed.

268
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,857
Remember to fold my
underwear this time.

269
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,929
Nice guy.

270
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,231
I hate all Bobs.

271
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,166
I'm sick of doing
all the work around here.

272
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,835
I'm not going to
wash his clothes.

273
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,770
I don't care if he has
to go around naked.

274
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,909
[BOB BOB SCREAMS]

275
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,411
BOB BOB: Help! Help!

276
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,146
Somebody!

277
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,216
[SCREAMING]

278
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,351
BOB: Bob Bob, what do you
think you're doing?

279
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,020
You can't run around
out front like that!

280
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:37,791
We were seeing way more
of Bob Bob than I think
any of us wanted to.

281
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,159
Major bizzaro.

282
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,161
How'd you do that?

283
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,762
All I did different was...

284
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,066
Sign it with that
Eerie pencil you gave me.

285
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,134
Hmm?

286
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,501
SARA: I'm an artist.

287
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,270
I can never thank you enough.

288
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,373
You showed me I'm
an artist, a real one.

289
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,542
BOB: Sara Bob, you get
some clothes up here

290
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,911
for your naked
brother right now!

291
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,880
And tell your
friends to get home!

292
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,148
He means it.

293
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,215
You better go.

294
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,583
Listen to me,

295
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,985
this is important.

296
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,953
Whatever you do,

297
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,856
do not draw any
pictures till I get back.

298
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,257
Sure. Anything you say.

299
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,227
Suddenly I couldn't
shake this

300
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,898
am I Dr. Frankenstein creating
a monster type feeling.

301
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,332
I was torn.

302
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,234
I had to paint the garage.

303
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,972
But I was also worried about
leaving Sara Bob alone
with her new found power.

304
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,307
I had no idea
what she would draw next.

305
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,042
Or who.

306
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,027
It's tough to battle
the forces of weirdness

307
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,230
when you're under 18
and your parents can
still boss you around.

308
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,565
Somebody should keep
an eye on Sara Bob.

309
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,967
But first...

310
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,603
EDGAR: Marshall!

311
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,277
Marshall...

312
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,546
Unbelievable.

313
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,215
Holy corn.

314
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,283
My sentiments exactly.

315
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,026
I'm... I'm... I'm glad that
you finally painted the garage.

316
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:23,130
But this, uh, isn't exactly
what your mother and I had
in mind when we asked you

317
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,032
to paint the garage door.

318
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,036
I'm really glad
you like it.

319
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,371
I look great.

320
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,940
Don't I look great?

321
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,142
Now, I don't want to

322
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,509
stifle your creativity

323
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,311
but this...
This is...

324
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,048
EDGAR: Unacceptable.

325
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,450
I would like
you to paint

326
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,651
over it, son,

327
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,554
before your
mother sees it.

328
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,658
That is, if your artistic
sensibilities wouldn't
be compromised too much.

329
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,361
I don't get it.

330
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,496
He is not the
artist in this family.

331
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,065
I am.

332
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,632
If you wanted the
garage painted,

333
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,069
I could have painted
me on a unicorn.

334
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,471
I mean, at least that
would have been pretty.

335
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,605
Mom's not here?

336
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,007
No, no.

337
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,942
She was here
a while ago,
Humpf.

338
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,710
but she seems to have
disappeared suddenly.

339
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,611
It was weird.

340
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,014
One second she was there,
the next...

341
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,649
That's when the
Dr. Sara Bob

342
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,419
Frankenstein feeling
really kicked in.

343
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,521
Only she could've done this.

344
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,156
What else was she drawing?

345
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,457
And where was Mom?

346
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,126
Mars?

347
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,028
I just figured out
who the pictures on

348
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,696
Sara Bob's walls are of.

349
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,131
Your Mom.

350
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,300
Holy smokes,
you're right.

351
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,002
We gotta get to
Sara Bob's house.

352
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,336
Mom may be in danger.

353
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,379
It's too quiet.

354
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,116
I don't hear the
pitter-patter of
little monsters, Simon.

355
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,950
Bad sign.

356
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,123
Well, hello there, little men.

357
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,524
You must be here
to see my

358
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,027
lovely, wonderful, thoughtful,
charming and talented

359
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,061
only daughter.

360
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,263
BOTH: Whatever.

361
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,400
Is Sara Bob
at home, Sir?

362
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,635
Call me Bob.

363
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,040
Uh...

364
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,441
Nice dress.

365
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,309
Thanks. I drew it.

366
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,744
How'd you like
your garage?

367
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,381
Funny you should ask.

368
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,016
It's too cool.

369
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,052
[IMITATES MOTORCYCLE]

370
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,619
The souffle's
almost ready.

371
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,755
We need to talk.

372
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,491
I seem to have
misplaced my mom.

373
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,161
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?

374
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,596
What'd you mean?

375
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:40,033
You signed the picture of
the perfect family, didn't you?

376
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,269
Maybe I did.

377
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,470
Maybe I didn't.

378
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,305
SIMON: What's with
the part favors.

379
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,041
We're getting ready for my
Mom's welcome home party.

380
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,209
Your Mom's back?

381
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,311
Where is she?

382
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,745
She's around.

383
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,515
Pedicure?

384
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,084
No.

385
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,785
If you drew your
fantasy family,

386
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,721
then what happened to your...

387
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,290
To your real family?

388
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,125
Never mind where
they are, Marshall.

389
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,360
I just want to enjoy
my new family.

390
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,764
Oh, angel, sister
of my dreams,

391
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,200
here you go.

392
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,235
Our mother's
favorite blossoms.

393
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,072
Don't you just
love my family?

394
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,609
Family?

395
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,211
What family?

396
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,812
This isn't a real family.

397
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,181
I have a real family.

398
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,382
Real families

399
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,550
aren't perfect like this.

400
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,186
Real families
fight and make up.

401
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,255
Real families don't
just take care of you.

402
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,489
You take care
of each other.

403
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,258
Buzz off.

404
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,827
I love you too.

405
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,562
May I brush your teeth?

406
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,697
SIMON: Beat it.

407
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,733
Hey, those are my
private drawings.

408
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,468
Ah, yes.

409
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,237
This is it. This
is the one here.

410
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,738
Fantasy family sketch, huh?

411
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,140
They're my creations.

412
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,308
They're exactly what
I always wanted.

413
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,676
Don't touch it, Marshall.

414
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,711
Be careful.
Oh, please.

415
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,780
No, don't rip it.
They're going to...

416
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,315
Disappear.

417
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,687
Mars!

418
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,689
I found out where she
put her real family.

419
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,765
Holy tornado!

420
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,740
MARSHALL: You... You...

421
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,310
You put your family
in the fish tank?

422
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,212
Why not? They deserved it.

423
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,916
She's got a
point there, Mars.

424
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,551
MARSHALL: But it's
just not right.

425
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,320
You gotta let them out.

426
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,723
If I do, everything will be
back the way it was before.

427
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,726
Have you ever tried
telling them how you feel?

428
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,728
Try to stand up
for yourself.

429
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,230
We'll back you up.

430
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,432
Promise.

431
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,268
I hope this isn't some
new age peaceful thing

432
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,703
that will backfire on me.

433
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,349
They're back.

434
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,219
Back from what, dipwad?

435
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,753
I'm starved!

436
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,288
What's for supper?

437
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,257
There's a souffle
in the oven.

438
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,858
Who is this
little rut?

439
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,527
Where are my shoes?

440
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,229
BOB BOB: Did you
sew my shirt yet?

441
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,397
I hated the
lunch you made.

442
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,965
Got any money?

443
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,335
Do it now.
Tell 'em.

444
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,802
Shut up!

445
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,805
I'm tired of
being your slave.

446
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,508
I'm your daughter.

447
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,210
And I'm your sister.

448
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,811
But I'm not your mother.

449
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,879
I'm Sara Bob.

450
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,515
No...

451
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,784
I'm an artist and I
want my own name.

452
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,487
From now on, you can
all call me Sara Sue.

453
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,889
What's for dinner?

454
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,524
LOU: I'm starved!

455
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,360
You wanted 'em back.
You deal with them.

456
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,727
I'm gonna go
see my Mom!

457
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,963
[BELCHES]

458
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,365
Mom?

459
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,932
Wait!

460
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,271
It's locked.

461
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,606
Sara Bob?

462
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,907
I mean, Sara Sue.

463
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,842
Go away. We're not here.

464
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,512
BOTH: We're?

465
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,382
One.

466
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,449
Two.

467
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,484
BOTH: Three.

468
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,119
SARA: Mom?

469
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,290
Do you think I can get
the new dress I saw in
the window yesterday?

470
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,625
I don't see why not.

471
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,960
You look so
beautiful in blue.

472
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,362
Mom?
Hmm?

473
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,997
I love you.

474
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,601
I love you too, angel.

475
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,436
MARSHALL: I didn't know
what to do.

476
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,970
I was happy for her.

477
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,539
But she had my Mom.

478
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,277
MARSHALL: Sara Bob?

479
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,712
Sara Bob, that's
not your Mom.

480
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,979
She's my Mom.
I want her back.

481
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,981
But I drew her.

482
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,318
She's mine now.

483
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,320
Draw a picture of
your own Mom.

484
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,987
That's just it.

485
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,956
I'm not sure.

486
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,426
Even if I
did draw her,

487
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,429
I don't know if
she would want me.

488
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,798
But I need my Mom.

489
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,804
I know, Marshall.

490
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,974
I only wanted her
for a little while.

491
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,025
Bye, Marshall.

492
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,896
Thanks for everything.

493
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,831
What'd you mean?
Where are you going?

494
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,756
The last we saw
of Sara Sue,

495
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,359
she was on her way to
Paris with her own Mom.

496
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:09,462
Nobody has a perfect family
or a perfect life,

497
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,831
but now Sara Sue had the
power to be herself

498
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,701
and the courage to imagine
a better future.

499
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,369
She really was an artist.

500
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,844
Can't we leave it up
for a little while?

501
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,681
Some people just don't
understand art.

502
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:57,143
For the two hardest
working boys in Eerie.

503
00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,646
Later.

504
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,148
Thanks anyway.

505
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:04,984
Welcome back.

506
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,794
Sara Sue sent us a
sketch from Paris.

507
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,862
But...

508
00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:17,864
What was it?

509
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,503
Attention!

510
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:25,605
Hit the deck!

511
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,842
Nobody,

512
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,679
I mean nobody eats
till this place is spotless.

513
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,113
Do you'll understand that?

514
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,648
Come on, move it!

515
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,617
Move!

516
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,651
Pick it up.

517
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,688
LOU: I don't want
to pick it up!

518
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,864
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